Wednesday, August 29, 2012

The Double Talk of both the Asses MNS & SS

On one hand a Morcha is called in support of the Mumbai (Maharashtra) Police and in the same breath the so called would be cartoonist (not that he himself is any better than one himself) Aar Tee / RST and to those who still haven't deciphered who it is - Raj Thackarey (more of a Khaaj I would say) when denied Permission by the same Police not just sayz but also goes ahead with the Morcha saying irrespective of the Police Permission he would go ahead with the Morcha - if this is not Double talk what is?

Now its the turn of the other asses the SS who are in control of the BMC and one hand have organised public meetings 'promising to protect' the citizens rights, on the other hand  to say there is no heritage value to Shivaji Park when the residents themselves differ in their opinion. Not only that they along with the MNSses are in no mood to listen to the majority of residents of Shivaji Park, who are keen on the area getting the heritage status. Double standards we say! what do you say?

Builders (Matoshree Realtors), Redevelopment, Lobby - does that ring a Bell loud enough?

Thursday, August 23, 2012

Now that Satyapal Singh is new Mumbai police commissioner!

1) MNS workers/leaders/karyakartas - call them with whatever fancy name you may - will have a field day in getting their way in their so called style, while the Police meets and greets them in the police station (if at all they are called to one) with roses and handles cases (if at all they get registered against them) with kid gloves.

2) Amar Juice Centre - you can easily and now without much hesitation become a 24 hr juice centre.

3) Toll Naka Workers - hope you have your Insurance renewed.

4) Auto Rickshaw Drivers, Laundrywalas, Chakkiwalas, Bhaajiwalas, Mistris, Kadiyas - The Originals will move back to origins, while the unwilling SoS (Sons of Soil) will have new avenues for them, which in no time they will outsource to the originals. After all its all and always about Nokri pahijey Kaam nako!
5) Constable Pramod Tawade - the new face of Ma Po Sey - wonder why it reminds me of a character in the Spy who shagged me!

By the way wasn't it the same Styapal Singh then police commissioner of Pune who was transferred following the Pune bomb blast, well so does that mean that the city and its cityzens are sitting on a probable bomb blast? 

No wonder the phrase Blast from the Past!

Now that Satyapal Singh is new Mumbai police commissioner!

1) MNS workers/leaders/karyakartas - call them with whatever fancy name you may - will have a field day in getting their way in their so called style, while the Police meets and greets them in the police station (if at all they are called to one) with roses and handles cases (if at all they get registered against them) with kid gloves.

2) Amar Juice Centre - you can easily and now without much hesitation become a 24 hr juice centre.

3) Toll Naka Workers - hope you have your Insurance renewed.

4) Auto Rickshaw Drivers, Laundrywalas, Chakkiwalas, Bhaajiwalas, Mistris, Kadiyas - The Originals will move back to origins, while the unwilling SoS (Sons of Soil) will have new avenues for them, which in no time they will outsource to the originals. After all its all and always about Nokri pahijey Kaam nako!
 
5) Constable Pramod Tawade - the new face of Ma Po Sey - wonder why it reminds me of a character in the Spy who shagged me!

By the way wasn't it the same Styapal Singh then police commissioner of Pune who was transferred following the Pune bomb blast, well so does that mean that the city and its cityzens are sitting on a probable bomb blast? 

No wonder the phrase Blast from the Past!

Tuesday, August 21, 2012

RST (Raj Shrikant Thackeray) RUST in Peace!


Damn the subject or the headline!

What if the Fourth Estate were to simply block him. Would end a lot of woe and misery to many many more.

1) Police Women Molested in Mumbai on 11 August 2012 - doesn't it say a lot about the kind of constabulary we have around here? Sure goes to show what kind of training they have received? Doesn't need to be given much thought that they landed the job and reached there not because of their training and hardwork but some crisp greens (not the popeye kind) changing hands. And these Police women are to help maintain law and order!!!

2) Demand for Resignation of RR Patil and Arup Patnaik - the former closed the Dance Bars and now supports ACP Dhoble - so is that what is not liked by RST? and Commissioner Arup Patnaik - has made the constabulary and those to whom they report get on their feet and be up and about. So apparently even this is not liked by the RST you see in both the cases the Marathi Manoos is being made to work and the dear Nokri pahije Kaam nako dont like this one bit.

3) Holding a passport he said, "I found this passport at Azad Maidan on August 11. - well buddy what are the chances of it  that you did not plant it there yourself? worse still how can there not be a possibility that the hooliganism there was sponsored by you?


I wonder what is stopping RST from filing a simple PIL or for that matter how many PILs  RST or MNS has filed till date?

The Press & the media could do the city a favour, either publish his speech verbatim or not at all. This way those wanting to file PIL's can do so ASAP. At the same time RST cannot feign any memory losses of the derogatory speeches made by him.

Winnie Apoline Saldanha