Sunday, October 28, 2012

Har Bhook Hartal Kranti nahin hoti, har bhook hartaali Gandhi nahin hota!

Source: http://www.dnaindia.com/entertainment/report_nana-patekar-meets-anna-hazare_1577799

Nana Patekar meets Anna Hazare

Published: Saturday, Aug 20, 2011, 12:41 IST
By Sneha Mahadevan | Place: Mumbai | Agency: DNA

A) The article was placed in the Entertainment section, says a lot doesn't it.
2) It went on to say - Even as Bollywood continues to lend support to Anna Hazare’s movement against corruption, very few actors are actually stepping up to go all out and lend their support to him. Amongst the few who have stepped up and turned up for his support at his protesting rallies have been actor Purab Kohli, music composer Vishal Dadlani, TV hosts Raghu-Ram. - wow such ethical people in it? no casting couches (ouch!) especially the last jodi such great programmes they conduct and take auditions for in it?

Support from outside - A very safe way, as in the event of anything going wrong, one can always say, I am the outsider so the blame is not on me. Its easier to sit on the shore and cirticize, difficult to swim in the currents and stay afloat. Whats with the Volte Face on the Politics/politicians. Har Bhook Hartal Kranti nahin hoti, har bhook hartaali Gandhi nahin hota! its high time Team IAC realises that. Who are they fighting the battle for? the very people who are used to greasing palms, just because they do not want to wait or get enough information about processes so as to ask a solid and strong WHY? when faced with delays. These very people who teach their children scoring marks and not ethics and principles.

Jao Jao ye aam aadmi kab aapse palla jhaad dega aapko pata bhi nahin chalega, qunki, bhale he eenki door aapkey haath mein hain eenki ungli voting button par apni marzi sey he chalti hain!

Tho saavdhaan rahein aur satark rahein, Dastak zarur sunein, jaaney bach sakti hain (Thank you Samir Soni) aapki linen kahin bhi kabhi bhi fit hoti hain.

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

The Double Talk of both the Asses MNS & SS

On one hand a Morcha is called in support of the Mumbai (Maharashtra) Police and in the same breath the so called would be cartoonist (not that he himself is any better than one himself) Aar Tee / RST and to those who still haven't deciphered who it is - Raj Thackarey (more of a Khaaj I would say) when denied Permission by the same Police not just sayz but also goes ahead with the Morcha saying irrespective of the Police Permission he would go ahead with the Morcha - if this is not Double talk what is?

Now its the turn of the other asses the SS who are in control of the BMC and one hand have organised public meetings 'promising to protect' the citizens rights, on the other hand to say there is no heritage value to Shivaji Park when the residents themselves differ in their opinion. Not only that they along with the MNSses are in no mood to listen to the majority of residents of Shivaji Park, who are keen on the area getting the heritage status. Double standards we say! what do you say?

Builders (Matoshree Realtors), Redevelopment, Lobby - does that ring a Bell loud enough?

Thursday, August 23, 2012

Now that Satyapal Singh is new Mumbai police commissioner!

1) MNS workers/leaders/karyakartas - call them with whatever fancy name you may - will have a field day in getting their way in their so called style, while the Police meets and greets them in the police station (if at all they are called to one) with roses and handles cases (if at all they get registered against them) with kid gloves.

2) Amar Juice Centre - you can easily and now without much hesitation become a 24 hr juice centre.

3) Toll Naka Workers - hope you have your Insurance renewed.

4) Auto Rickshaw Drivers, Laundrywalas, Chakkiwalas, Bhaajiwalas, Mistris, Kadiyas - The Originals will move back to origins, while the unwilling SoS (Sons of Soil) will have new avenues for them, which in no time they will outsource to the originals. After all its all and always about Nokri pahijey Kaam nako!

5) Constable Pramod Tawade - the new face of Ma Po Sey - wonder why it reminds me of a character in the Spy who shagged me!

By the way wasn't it the same Styapal Singh then police commissioner of Pune who was transferred following the Pune bomb blast, well so does that mean that the city and its cityzens are sitting on a probable bomb blast?

No wonder the phrase Blast from the Past!

Now that Satyapal Singh is new Mumbai police commissioner!

2) Amar Juice Centre - you can easily and now without much hesitation become a 24 hr juice centre.

3) Toll Naka Workers - hope you have your Insurance renewed.

5) Constable Pramod Tawade - the new face of Ma Po Sey - wonder why it reminds me of a character in the Spy who shagged me!

No wonder the phrase Blast from the Past!

Tuesday, August 21, 2012

RST (Raj Shrikant Thackeray) RUST in Peace!

Damn the subject or the headline!

What if the Fourth Estate were to simply block him. Would end a lot of woe and misery to many many more.

1) Police Women Molested in Mumbai on 11 August 2012 - doesn't it say a lot about the kind of constabulary we have around here? Sure goes to show what kind of training they have received? Doesn't need to be given much thought that they landed the job and reached there not because of their training and hardwork but some crisp greens (not the popeye kind) changing hands. And these Police women are to help maintain law and order!!!

2) Demand for Resignation of RR Patil and Arup Patnaik - the former closed the Dance Bars and now supports ACP Dhoble - so is that what is not liked by RST? and Commissioner Arup Patnaik - has made the constabulary and those to whom they report get on their feet and be up and about. So apparently even this is not liked by the RST you see in both the cases the Marathi Manoos is being made to work and the dear Nokri pahije Kaam nako dont like this one bit.

3) Holding a passport he said, "I found this passport at Azad Maidan on August 11. - well buddy what are the chances of it that you did not plant it there yourself? worse still how can there not be a possibility that the hooliganism there was sponsored by you?

4) For Raj Thackeray this (today's 21st August 2012 - Morcha to Azad Maidan) is a political rally and reaffirmation of strength. Assembly elections in Maharashtra are less than two years away. ta daaaaaaaa!!! does that ring a bell????

I wonder what is stopping RST from filing a simple PIL or for that matter how many PILs RST or MNS has filed till date?

The Press & the media could do the city a favour, either publish his speech verbatim or not at all. This way those wanting to file PIL's can do so ASAP. At the same time RST cannot feign any memory losses of the derogatory speeches made by him.

Winnie Apoline Saldanha

Sunday, July 29, 2012

Road Tolls are election funds for ministers! Oh & what about you RT (RAT sic)?

The Article in the Mumbai Mirror : http://epaper.timesofindia.com/Default/Scripting/ArticleWin.asp?From=Archive&Source=Page&Skin=MIRRORNEW&BaseHref=MMIR/2012/07/26&PageLabel=8&EntityId=Pc00802&ViewMode=HTML

My feedback/response

RT: I would like to clarify that I am not against toll. But I need to know where the money is going and who is benefitting from it — some minister or the contractor?

WS: I am sure you must have these details for the times when your were in the Shiv Sena. Or by any chance it is one of the source of your Election Fund also which is not reaching to you now?

RT: The infrastructure in our state is very poor, and it made me wonder why we were paying toll, which is nothing but election fund for those in power.

WS: and exactly how many years and what situations made you wonder?

RT: All I want the government to do is to show me where the money collected is going.

WS: Well in that case all I want the MNS to do is to show me which part of the Toll Business is Marathi Business! and also the finances of Matoshree Realtors

RT: MEPL stands for Mumbai Entry Point Ltd. It sounds like a government agency, but it is a private firm that has been awarded toll collection contracts in Mumbai and several other parts of the state. How did the government allow a firm with such a misleading name to bag the contracts?

WS: MNS stands for Maharashtra Navnirman Sena - It sounds like an organsiation really and genuinely interested in the develpment of entire Maharashtra but it has its own agenda, which is quiet evident, then how does it claim in its name Navnirman? I say misleading isnt it?

RT: We are not under the British Raj. People are not supposed to blindly follow whatever the government says.

WS: oh ho! we are not under Thackeray Raj either, so RT go get your act together, coz its the same people who rallied behind Anna Hazare and are now are thinking big time about continuing to rally round him. toh tum kya cheez ho!

RT: Ministers want to make easy money and expect people to pay up. In such circumstances, there is bound to be a law and order issue,

WS: Oh! so is MNS, Matoshree Realtors and RT (you) making difficult money? Are your shakhas, vachanalays, shiv vadapav kendras and the likes coming up on your hard earned money?

MM: mVehicles of political parties are allowed to pass through toll booths without paying any charge. Do you approve of this practice? RT:Absolutely not.

WS: Right now go and check at any of the Toll Nakas, vehicles with the wretched MNS flags on the dashboard, pass thru the nakas without paying Toll! and this is not a recent happening. Its been happening for quiet some time now.

Friday, July 13, 2012

The Impotent of Guwahati

guwahati molestation case video

The molestation of a teenage girl in Guwahati who was stripped and molested by a group of about 20 men on a busy road in Guwahati

Humm Naari tu Narayani! and Devi and Mata and what not!

Well! I wonder what Goddess were the impotents of Guwahati appeasing or invoking when they were showing off their missing where it matters manliness.

A proud moment for their mothers, sisters, wives and daughters!

But then aren't we the same people who were outraged by the shooting of a women accused of adultery by the Talibans just a couple of days ago?

But then we are all on a comparative trip isn't it? like its the politicians who are corrupt, so what if we don't think of greasing palms and wanting things out of turn? we do it at a smaller scale and therefore the lesser evil.

Similarly the girl in Guwahati was not killed only anybody and everybody got their hands all over her and on and inside her clothing. They did not Rape her you see, its just that their hands and eyes had a field day or should I say night groping her.

Did anybody get to know which political party affiliations do these apology of men have?

Ram Sene! this should be a proud moment for you too isn't it?

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Teri Kehkey Loonga…….

Gangs of Wasseypur! A Manic, Mayhem, Movie!

It sure needs Gall, Balls and I care a Fuck attitude to come up with such a Visual Impact which blows you away!

For the first time ever an in your face movie which talks about not the Hindu-Muslim or the Muslim and the others, or upper class - lower class but the divide and distance within the Sunni Sect of Muslims in Dhanbad (Wasseypur) Jharkhand, India.

That’s not all there is to it; it also shows how the Indians were no better than the British in subjugating their own people for the sake of money and more money! For that matter the same still continues, the exodus of people from one state to another will tell you that.

I for one do not like loud reactions to movie dialogues and gestures in a movie hall, which is where I like to watch movies, on the big screen, but yesterday I was laughing out loud, commenting even louder and I cared a damn about guys gawking at my reactions to the raw, untamed, rural show of love, lust and bravado! How I rued the fact that I can’t whistle out loud, coz if I could there would have been no stopping me.

The gana bajana in the movie was kept equally raw, acrid and like, ye ley, there right in your face!

Anurag Kashyap, as far as the critics are concerned tumney unki kehkey leyli…..

Friday, June 22, 2012

Mantralaya Fire - Tale of Tenders, Tinders & Timbers

What turned the Heat on? not just below the collars of the Mantris, Santris & the Baabus, but below their seats as well!

Was it the public awakening with the RTI's and the likes? Maaay be!

Was it their own consciences awakening - Naaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Was it the divinity looking from above? Aur kya?

One thing is for sure, some files are going to be moving at a roller coaster speed for atleast some time now. What with those holding on to it having experienced what is to lie on a pyre! actually & literally!

So all those with fresh projects, permissions and papers just go for it! I tell you the Mantris, Santris & the Baabus, have just been to Hell and back and would not like to go there actually hence would be more than willing to make amends for all their past wrong doings.

This is what is called a Hot and Happening Mantralaya!

A TWIT – by choice or by chance!

Introducing TWIT 'Teenage Woman In her Thirties'

Cougars are women over the age of 40 who “prey” upon younger men.

Pumas are women just like them, but a tad younger

what the heck is a TWIT? TWITs are supposedly Women in their Thirties who are putting serious relationships and parenthood on hold, instead choosing to continue partying and enjoying the freedoms they discovered in their teens.

Oh great, a new (demeaning) term for women.

Tell me, Which (Indian) woman in her (Thirties) right mind would like to continue to be unsettled and spend all her free time partying and club hopping?

Any sensible woman with a head on her shoulders (most of them belong to this category though the other gender of this species would like to think differently) would not want to be a giver of life. After all for nothing is she the privileged one with this special right given to her by the God above and Nature on earth!

But then does that mean in the name of settling down she accepts the name, surname, life, love, lust and more often than not ridiculous emotional conditions & demands of the all Brawn no Brain (much as they would love to deny it, it still remains the fact of life of the insecure and complexed unfair gender of the species)

Hey! Before you jump to any conclusions, Be Informed that at no point am I championing the cause of those who would describe themselves as ‘Single, I’ll be damned if I Mingle’ or those of the ones who until now fell under the purview of; Chapter XVI, Section 377 of the Indian Penal Code.

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Bharat Bandh - whose Bandh is it any way?

This Post may be a repeat but then so is the so called Bharat Bandh!

It would do the nation good to analyse the number of Bharat Bandh's called for in the past 20 years! who called them, the reasons for which they were called and the outcome (more precisely losses) as there could be hardly any gains!!!

What did the Bandh ( any of the ones called in the past 2 decades) do for the so often wished well for (atleast in the speeches) Aaam Aaadmi! Common Man! Garib Janta!!

Rediff.com said :

Bandh: Buses stoned in Mumbai; road blocks in Delhi, WB
BEST buses pelted with stones in Mumbai The bandh supporters pelted stones at buses in two suburban areas of Mumbai, Pune, Nagpur and Thane district and stopped some buses by blocking roads in Satara district of Western Maharashtra as the Bharat Bandh called by NDA to protest the petrol price hike began on Thursday.In the financial capital Mumbai, BEST buses were pelted with stones in suburban Mulund and Dadar.

Yahoo.com said:
Shutdown begins peacefully in Maharashtra
Mumbai, May 31 (IANS) The Opposition-sponsored shutdownstarted in Mumbai and the state peacefully Thursday, barringsporadic incidents of violence in Thane and Pune, officials said.
There were at least four incidents of government buses being stoned in Pune and Thane as the Bharatiya Janata Party, Shiv Sena, Left,Samajwadi Party and others called for a nation-wide shutdown to protest the recent hike in petrol prices.

Well! isn't the Supreme Court the highest authority in the Land. Then when it has said Bandhsare not allowed. Why do they still happen? Why are the law enforcers not doing what they are supposed to do. Enforce the Law! The Bharat Bandh will result in loss of not just money, but opportunities and life! If doctors and nurses don't reach out to their patients, will these who have called for the Bandh take the responsibility for the loss of life and limb?

Who is responsible for - that missed out deadline, the lost opportunity, the lost appointment, the low or no turnout at Weddings and other religious functions slated for today? (by any chance is it a good auspicious day today as per the Hindu Calendar? )

Here take a look at :What Happened This Day In History On May 31st
http://www.thepeoplehistory.com/may31st.html

And then there is this too:

May 31: Holidays and Celebrations Today

"Make My Day" Day "Go ahead, punk. Make my day," growled Inspector Harry ("Dirty Harry") Callahan (played by actor Clint Eastwood) in the 1983 hit movie, Sudden Impact. born on May 31, 1930."Make My Day" Day marks Eastwood's birthday and presents folks with an occasion for talking tough. (so is the NDA saying Make My Day here? but then we are all about Swadeshi remember and this is Videshi but then we just love to ape isn't it?)

Survivor Day Survivor, a popular reality television show, debuted on May 31, 2000. Fans have declared May 31^stas Survivor Day, a prime-time opportunity for practicing wilderness survival skills. (hmm! back to Sat yug is it? or more keeping in line with where all the Bandhs could lead Stoneage would be more like it )

Take This Job and Shove It Day "Take this job and shove it. I ain't workin' here no more." May 31^st offers a unique occasion for career malcontents or even ambitious workers seeking new challenges. It's Take This Job and Shove It Day. The concept stems from an old American country song, written by David Allan Coe and covered by Johnny Paycheck. Paycheck was born on May 31, 1941. (well, well, well! how apt for Work Shirkers!!!)

World No-Tobacco Day Since 1987, May 31^st has been known as World No-Tobacco Day. The World Health Organization(WHO) proclaimed this holiday to raise public awareness of the health risks of tobacco. (the fretting and fuming by those willing and wanting to work being held back would have replaced that smoke today)

Last but not the least and How Very Ironic - Notable Anniversaries on May 31st Ex-Beatle John Lennon recorded "Give Peace a Chance" on May 31, 1969.